Provocative, ain't it?

It feels like ages have past...

So I haven't posted in AGES! As I forewarned I am the BIGGEST procrastinator I know. But I felt inspired at this wonderful hour (2am) to share a bit of me with all of you.

I am toasted, to a golden perfection, on a delightfully crisp apple ale and just finished watching the 4th episode of the original Star Trek. I can't help it! It's like sitting down with a book I've read dozens of time, almost like catching up with an old friend I know will always be the same no matter when I have the time to get back to them. It warms my heart and settles my mind enough to *sigh & giggle* over my life at present.

My laundry is on day 3 of being rewashed (found a new recipe for detergent that's "supposed to kick ass") hopefully kicking the SUPER WOLRD-ENDING ASS SMELL of my fabulous 1st princesses bedding I've been desperately attempting to salvage!

I will let you know if it is indeed all it's cracked up to be! Haven't made it yet but I finished gathering the supplies this evening to make it.

Aside from that I recently received (on long term/semi-permanent loan, from my MeMaw) a new Bissel steam cleaner I'm hoping to try Purple Power with or maybe oxi-clean? Who knows?! With three horrifically/amazingly talented Princesses I have carpet stains galore!!! You can be sure to check in for tips on removing ages old chocolate, oil, banana, oatmeal, applesauce, God's know what's from our tattered carpet if I'm lucky enough to find a solution that actually works!

I have memory game cards all over my living room floor, puzzle pieces all over my table, laundry up the "WAZZU", trash that should've been taken out yesterday & dishes that coulda/shoulda been done days ago!!!! But in all honesty I am happier than I've ever been!!! Not that I enjoy the filthy mess, but I am blessed that I am able to put my anal-retentive self on the shelf and simply enjoy the gift of healthy children, a loving husband and the space both emotionally and physically enjoy them!! I am so grateful to have the family I do! They put up with my wretchedness and continue to love me and put up with my shinnanagins regardless of how silly or juvenile I may be at times; and so I suppose the whole rambling point of my second ridiculous post is to say THANK YOU to all of those that make my improbable and crazy life possible! I am truly grateful to have the wondrously insane existence that I do!!!!

Oh and mustn't forget the awesomeness of drunkin munchies: tonight's favored ambrosia...? Why sharp cheddar cheese ball (encrusted with almond slices) and tomato basil wheat thins OF COURSE!!! 

On that note, and a full belly, I wish you all the soundest of slumbers and sweetest of dreams! 

Good night and God Bless!

It's nice to meet you...

Hello all,

Welcome to my blog. Here may you find entertainment, joy, terror and laughter as I cut away the ridiculous restrictions society places on us all and the gloves come off as I invite you into the haunting halls of my own little world.

Caution is suggested in viewing future posts as this is an outlet for me and as nice as it would be to pretend I will coddle you and take your every little concern to heart it is truly unrealistic. I am here to open a window into my mind and allow you to marvel at the delusions I surround myself with to create the colorful fabric of my life. No guaranteeing any of us will walk away from this unscathed or sane but at the end of the day it will make me feel just a little bit better knowing that there is one place left in this world where I can be completely me and entirely unashamed to be so.

A little bit about yours truly:

I married the boy next door, after he married the wrong woman first. We have three insanely adorable daughters. I am the at home mom I always wanted to be. I am the biggest procrastinator I know. I sometimes rewash the same load of laundry for 5-7days before it makes it to the dryer. My dishes haven't been done in 3 days. Can't remember why I have half of the things I do. Thinking about drastically downsizing. You know? Just picking a room and going thru it from top to bottom and just getting rid of everything I haven't used in the past 12 months. Doesn't make sense to keep things I'm not using. *sigh* I totally drive my husband insane with how much I allow things to pile up. I make excuses: "you didn't feel like taking out the trash so I didn't feel like cleaning the kitchen" ;-P I know totally immature but who ever wants to be forced into being mature? Anywho, guess I gotta cut this short as princesses 2 & 3 just chased each other screaming into their room....

Oh how the sky falls when we cannot find SKUNK!

Stay tuned...