It's nice to meet you...

Hello all,

Welcome to my blog. Here may you find entertainment, joy, terror and laughter as I cut away the ridiculous restrictions society places on us all and the gloves come off as I invite you into the haunting halls of my own little world.

Caution is suggested in viewing future posts as this is an outlet for me and as nice as it would be to pretend I will coddle you and take your every little concern to heart it is truly unrealistic. I am here to open a window into my mind and allow you to marvel at the delusions I surround myself with to create the colorful fabric of my life. No guaranteeing any of us will walk away from this unscathed or sane but at the end of the day it will make me feel just a little bit better knowing that there is one place left in this world where I can be completely me and entirely unashamed to be so.

A little bit about yours truly:

I married the boy next door, after he married the wrong woman first. We have three insanely adorable daughters. I am the at home mom I always wanted to be. I am the biggest procrastinator I know. I sometimes rewash the same load of laundry for 5-7days before it makes it to the dryer. My dishes haven't been done in 3 days. Can't remember why I have half of the things I do. Thinking about drastically downsizing. You know? Just picking a room and going thru it from top to bottom and just getting rid of everything I haven't used in the past 12 months. Doesn't make sense to keep things I'm not using. *sigh* I totally drive my husband insane with how much I allow things to pile up. I make excuses: "you didn't feel like taking out the trash so I didn't feel like cleaning the kitchen" ;-P I know totally immature but who ever wants to be forced into being mature? Anywho, guess I gotta cut this short as princesses 2 & 3 just chased each other screaming into their room....

Oh how the sky falls when we cannot find SKUNK!

Stay tuned...